I'm 42% a virgin.

Instructions:
Start with 100%. Put an (X) on everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as "I'm __% virgin."


1. Smoked. () One way road to death. Dumb asses.
2. Drank alcohol. (X) 
3. Cried when someone died. (X) 
4. Been drunk. ()
5. Had sex. () 
6. Been to a concert. (X) THE WANTED FTW. I luffs you.
7. Gotten/given a handjob. () 
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. ()
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. (X) Curtsey of my best friends. They harass me 24/7.
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. ()
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. (X) Lot's of cheeky guys in my school. 
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (X) It was coke. It fizzed. It HURT. 
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before. ()
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. ()
15. Been to prom. () Prom is this summer, yahooo! 
16. Cried at school. (X) When I was a kid, yep. 
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. (X) Got lost in Tesco's in the clothes aisle. Wasn't fun.
18. Went streaking. (X) No comment.
19. Given or received a lap dance. ()
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (X)
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. (X)
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. (X)
23. Kissed a stranger. ()
24. Hugged a stranger. (X)
25. Went scuba diving. ()
26. Driven a car. ()
27. Gotten an x-ray. (X)
28. Hit by a car. (X)
29. Had a party. (X)
30. Done serious drugs. ()
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. (x)
32. Got paid to strip for someone. ()
33. Run away from home. ()
34. Broken a bone. ()
36. Bought porn. ()
37. Watched porn. (X) ...Brothers fault. 
38. Made porn. () 
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. () 
40. Been in love. (X) 
41. French kissed. (X)
42. Laughed so hard you cried. (X)
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (X)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. () 
45. Stabbed yourself. (X) With a compass. It hurt like HELL and I never want to repeat the experience...
46. Shot a gun. (X) BB guns count, right? 
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. (X)
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
50. Watched an animal die. (X) 
51. Watched a person die. (X)
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. (X)
53. Pranked somebody. (X)
54. Put somebody in the hospital. (X) It was my bro, and it was an accident.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. (X)
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. (X)
57. Dressed punk. (X) 
58. Dressed goth. (X)
59. Dressed preppy. (X)
60. Been to a motocross race. () A what?
61. Avoided somebody. (X)
62. Been stalked. (X) By this weirdo in my school, he thinks I'm in love with him. FML. 
63. Stalked someone. (X) No comment.. it was more like spying.
64. Met a celebrity. () 
65. Played an instrument. () Loads, my primary was OBSESSED. 
66. Ridden a horse. (X)
67. Cut yourself. (X) On purpose? No. By accident? Hundreds of times.
68. Bungee jumped. ()
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. () What the fuck? You can tell this quiz is American, LOL. 
70. Been to a wild party. () 
71. Got caught stealing something. () I'm just too God dang Ninja for that. ;) 
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (X) Sorry, dudes. 
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. ()
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. ()
75. Got arrested. ()
76. Been pregnant. ()
77. Babysat. (X) Never doing it again.
78. Been to another country. (X) America, France, Mexico, Jamaica... Do Wales & Scotland count, too? 
79. Started your house on fire. ()
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. () 
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. ()
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. (X)
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. (X)
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (X) 
85. Sat on your butt all day. (X) Best activity ever. 
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. (X) Fat bitch syndrome alert. 
87. Had a job. (X)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. () Never been on one, 'cos sports are for pussies. HAA. 
89. Been called a whore. (X) Wankers. 
90. Danced like a whore. (X) Hell yeah. 
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. ()
92. Been in a car accident. (X)
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (X)
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. (X)
95. Raped somebody. () LOL WTF? As if you'd be proud enough to admit it... Eww. 
96. Danced in the rain. (X)
97. Been rejected. (X) Life's a bitch.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. () Almost did.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. (X) Who hasn't?
100. Been raped. () ... What the actual fuck? This is disturbing.

Total: 58.

I'm officially 42% a virgin. That's worrying.