Candy.

Oh yes. And not just any candy... this is eye candy. Mmmm.

It's my form of therapy.

Bruno Mars, you may be the most beautiful man I have actually seen. Period.

He also just happens to have the most beautiful voice I have ever heard too. Also period.

Well, maybe apart from Matt Cardle... and he's also extremely yummy.

Okay, drool session over. Guess there's plenty of fit guys that are my age and within my league, too. No way is some sexy, amazingly talented singer going to sweep me off my feet and treat me like I'm (in the words of Rihanna...) the 'only girl in the world'. Plus, I'm hardly single. Which is a weird new status for me.

Bahhhh.